Fake Steve Jobs provides karmic guidance on EDGE versus 3G

Steve Jobs wrote last night privately to expand upon his public praise of Blackfriars' Monday article noting that EDGE versus 3G matters less than you think. In his private email, Steve notes that while my technical explanation was a nice cover, the real reason that EDGE works so well with the iPhone uses clear tantric channels on the ATT network that aren't available to phones that have a less pure karma. He also said that the reason that third-party applications weren't being allowed on the iPhone yet was because Apple requires all software developers to undergo at least six months of cleansing chakra meditation before they can be certified to be worthy of iPhone development. We're pleased that Steve cleared that up for us, and we now feel suitably enlightened.

Oh, and Steve, feel free to link directly to the Blackfriars blog in the future; the more direct the link, the better the linking karma. Namaste.

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